I was watching Band of Brothers the other day...usually that series isn't supposed to be funny, but I heard a line that I almost crapped my pants laughing.

"Name!"
"Malarky, Donald G, Sir!'
"Malarky is slang for Bullshit, isn't it?"
"Yes, sir."
(Examines his Carbine)
"Rust on the buttplate hinge-spring, Private Bullshit. Revoked."

I dunno, I thought it was pretty funny.